A Fruit & His Fly

2006-03-10T09:22:00.000-05:00

What is Going on Here?!?!

Clearly Millertime is a HUGE homo as he is being molested by two hot women. Lola and Kara are all up on his piece, and yet, he looks scared and frightened. Most guys would kill to be in Millertime's situation, however, Millertime was afraid.

PS - Is Kara's hand on Millertime's crotch?

Well, that's kind of hot ...

2006-03-09T12:07:00.000-05:00

If Jesus Says So ...

As seen at the First Baptist Chuch. They heard a calling from Jesus, and he told them to write this on a sign in front of their church. Like good, crazy-ass Baptists, they did as told. Millertime and Lola cannot believe that Jesus felt that way. It's about time he told everyone how to feel.

Thanks Jesus! You the man!

2006-03-09T12:01:00.000-05:00

AMERICA's NEXT TOP MODEL SEASON 6!

The wait is over. Top Model is back for a 6th season! It is very exciting. Last night the girls had to "go bald" for a photo shoot. This was actually really cool as you got to see how the girls looked without any hair. It really gave you a good idea how pretty they were or were not. The above is Kathy. She lost. The only reason she is on this site is because she had a funny quote. It is our QUOTE OF THE DAY!

Kathy: "I look like a penis with ears".

And there you have it ladies and gentleman. Good one eh. Millertime and Lola would be scared though if the next penis they saw came equipped with eyes, a nose and mouth. Eek!

2006-03-09T11:47:00.000-05:00

Congratulations Chloe!

For those of you who don't watch Project Runway --- you are a fool. The show concluded last night and the winner was ... Chloe! Although Millertime actually liked her fashion show the least, MIllertime liked her overall as a designer and thought that she deserved to win. Sad for runner up Daniel Vosovic. I thought his collection was gorgeous. Oh well. Millertime cannot wait for season 3!

2006-02-28T20:43:00.000-05:00

A CLOSER LOOK...

... at your two favorite alkies. We're bold, we're beautiful and we're better than you. We're a Fruit and His Fly. All we need is our own fragrance. And talent. And some fans. BLAST!

2006-02-28T20:33:00.000-05:00

WOULD YOU RATHER...???

...Be trapped in your apartment with 10 hungry rats or 10 screaming small children? Factors to consider: Rats have diseases. Children have diseases. Rats bite. Children bite. Rats are messy. Children are messy. BUT--rats can feed themselves, they don't make noise, they don't crap and piss everywhere and they don't annoy the ever loving shit out of you.

As you can see I am torn.

Thoughts, feelings, concerns...

2006-02-27T20:17:00.000-05:00

BOTTOMLESS SANGRIA?!

2006-02-24T10:01:00.000-05:00

#1 Song the Day We Were Born

What was the #1 song in the US the day you were born? Well, Millertime's was "Physical" by Olivia Newton-John, which is a little ironic as Millertime does not really like to be touched. Lola's was "Up Where We Belong" by Joe Cocker, which the movie Moulin Rouge took and put in their movie. What is yours? Click this link and let us know. Holler.

https://home.comcast.net/~josh.hosler/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm

2006-02-23T09:58:00.000-05:00

Quote of the Day

Karen Walker: "I don't know what you people do in Costa-Guata-Mexi-Rico... But here in America, we don't eat birds."

Rosario: "Yeah, but you drink a lot of Wild Turkey"

2006-02-22T09:51:00.000-05:00

Olympic Gold for Sasha?

Olympic darling Sasah Cohen proved Thursday night that she just might be the world's best skater. After the short program, Sasha is in 1st place over Irena Slutskya of Russia by 3 one hundreths of a point. SO close! Eek! Super queer. Millertime, umm, uh, er, did not actually watch this, um, because that would be really gay.

2006-02-22T09:46:00.000-05:00

MatchPoint.

Game. Set. Matchpoint. This movie was amazing. Woody Allen at his finest. Scarlett Johansson and Jonathan Rhys Myers were incredible in this sexy and erotic semi-thriller. The plot is fantastic and the acting was just as great. We highly recommend this movie to everyone. It has so many plot twists you have no idea what is going to happen. Much worth seeing in the theatres. Fantastic. Holler.

Oh yea, Jonathan Rhys Myers looks gorgeous in the film also. Millertime would like Chad Hedick and him in a 3 some.

2006-02-22T09:35:00.000-05:00

Olympic Hottie Chad Hedrick

Not only is he a super hottie, he is an Olympic Gold Medalist!! Chad is a speed skater and he wears those tight lycra outfits, which does not hurt his case either, ok! He is a badass and a hottie and he wears lycra and he won a Gold Medal. Can we say Millertime has a crush? Eep!

2006-02-14T16:23:00.000-05:00

TomKat No Longer Putting on Charade!

Well, that is what Life & Style is reporting. And what is Life & Style anyway? A poor person's US Weekly or People? We are sure that this story will be recanted or come out as false, however, it is still fun to read this and have a chance to call Tom a huge queerbait again. QUEERBAIT!!!

2006-02-12T19:11:00.000-05:00

CELEBRITY SITING!!

MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN SPOTTED AT ATLANTIC STATION!!

2006-02-12T19:05:00.000-05:00

Some people don't go to DSW to dress up like old ladies getting their purses snatched and take pictures, and some people do.

2006-02-12T13:21:00.000-05:00

LOOK WHO WE "HUNTED" DOWN!!

7.81 and Lola were at Vision in the Q100 VIP lounge hanging out with none other than Paulo from Bravo's Manhunt (it's like America's Next Top Model for boys). He was checking us out and pointing and starring, then finally he begged us to take a pic with him, so we decided to be polite to one of our many fans. Basically it was just a group of beautiful celebrities hanging out... ya know, typical Saturday night.

**or maybe we saw him tapped him on the shoulder, asked him if he was on Manhunt, took a pic with him and ran away. It is hard to tell how the story really went, it was pretty dark in there. I mean, what?!

2006-02-09T13:39:00.000-05:00

Grammy Goddess

Christina Aguilera Bratman looked incredible at the 2006 Grammy Awards. She was nominated for a duet with Jazz Player Herbie Hancock, however, the two did not take home the award. They did, however, perform. And wow, is Christina better than ever?!? She looked smokin' and she sounded amazing. Millertime and Lola each got a little excited and their pants may have gotten a little moist.

2006-02-08T22:26:00.000-05:00

A Quote from Lola to Millertime:

"You're simple, you're shallow and you're a common whore. And that's why we're soulmates." --Karen Walker, Will & Grace

2006-02-08T22:10:00.000-05:00

NAUGHTY WORDS

Have you ever noticed there are like a million different words for penis (pecker, weenus, shlong, dick, cock, weiner, ding-a-ling, wanker, wang, etc) and vagina (cooter, twat, p*$$y, coochie, beautiful mystery, c*nt, bearded clam, tuna taco, etc), but only a few different ways to say breasts??? All I could think of was boobs, tits, ta-tas, jugs, knockers and hooters. Seriously guys-- what am I missing here?! Thinking of dirrty words is so fun! Help me out kids...

2006-02-08T16:08:00.000-05:00

My friend Troy is throwing a party Thursday night, February 9th, at Halo. Check it out. It should be pretty cool. Millertime will probably be there looking all hot. He is poor though, so buy him a drink. Although he did get a per diem for letting them use his body on the poster for the event. I believe that there are free drinks from 8-9pm. So, look for Millertime drunk and passed out on the floor by 9.

2006-02-02T15:34:00.000-05:00

Project Runway Rules!

If you do not watch Project Runway, you really should. It is basically America's Next Top Model, but for Fashion Designers. The show is awesome and the clothes that they make are really cool. There are only 5 designers remaining. I advise checking the show out. It comes on Bravo at 10pm on Wednesdays. This past weeks challenge was they had to make a Garden Party dress out of only plants and flowers! Amazing. The pictured designs were the top 2. Hot.

2006-02-02T15:26:00.000-05:00

Britney to appear on Will & Grace

Superstar Britney Spears will make her first primetime television episodic appearance on NBC's "Will & Grace" when she guest-stars as a Christian conservative sidekick to Jack on "Jack Talk" on Thursday, April 13 (8-8:30 p.m. ET). In the episode, when Out TV is bought by a Christian television network, Spears is brought on to be Jack's new religious co-host -- until Will and Jack loosen her up. Spears brings her own additions to the talk show when she decides to do a cooking segment called "Cruci-fixin's." - NBC -

I wonder what the casting call looked like. "Looking for a white trash, christian conservative looking, talentless woman for role on Will & Grace." Bravo NBC for finding a great actress for the role.

2006-02-02T15:17:00.000-05:00

Top 10 Signs You're a Gay Cowboy

10. Your saddle is Versace.
9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men
8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'.
7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia!
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower.
5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.
4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea.
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.

Stolen from David Letterman's Top 10 List.

2006-01-30T22:06:00.000-05:00

Nicole and Tyra Modeling Together!It appears that Season 5 Top Model winner Nicole is getting in some modeling. And with Tyra Banks. But why is Tyra Banks hanging onto Nicole like she is about to fall off a cliff? Painful! This pose is a little awkward, however, Millertime still thinks Nicole is hot.
Also, note how pale Nicole is comparitively. Well, I guess most white people look pale next to a black person. And while wearing black. With a pretty dark background.
Anyway, I digress ... Nicole is hot.

2006-01-30T21:53:00.000-05:00

Golden Globe and SAG Award Winner!!Congratulations to Sandra Oh! She won the Golden Globe and the SAG Award for her role as Cristina Yang on Millertime and Lola's favorite show "Grey's Anatomy"! Lola thinks she is heinous and can barely keep her vomit down while looking at her when she is on screen, however, Millertime thinks she looks fine and is hysterical on the show. Regardless, she kicks ass and we are damn happy for her.

2006-01-27T13:40:00.000-05:00

Millertime and Lola

I mean, do we really need to explain these? We are freakin' weird as shit and sometimes make weird faces or sing Backstreet Boys songs aloud in bars. Lola actually looks cute singing. Millertime is in some sort of physical pain apparently. And Lola's rack looks pretty nice. Anyway, for pictures that did not really need explaining. there sure is a lot of explanation.

2006-01-27T11:42:00.000-05:00

One "Suite" Hockey Night

Higgy, Jamestown Schlefster and Millertime in the UPN Suite watching the Thrashers tragically lose to the Boston Bruins. It was super fun and there was free booze and food. We all discussed how we are spoiled and we never sit with the commoners anymore since whenever we go to concerts or sporting events we are always in a Box. Thats just how we roll ...

2006-01-27T11:21:00.000-05:00

Happy Hour Hotties

Apparently, our new Happy Hour spot is Taco Stand. Yes, they are letting Millertime back in even after that altercation with a waitress in August where he called her a bitch and then the manager was involved. Don't ask questions. She was a bitch. He has witnesses.

Dild', Millertime and Higgy. What a hot 3some that would be.

2006-01-26T22:05:00.000-05:00

HAPPY NATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY!

Today is a special celebration for those of us who are inherently better than everyone else... you know who you are. The people who give uglies something to work toward, the people who designers and make up artists have in mind when they create beauty, the people everyone else depends on to continue breeding with other good looking people until uglies no longer exist. For those of you who belong to this group, congrats! For those of you who do not, better luck next year.

2006-01-26T21:56:00.000-05:00

HOW LOW WOULD YOU GO??

If money were in a public toilet full of someone else's urine-- what would the amount need to be in order to justify you sticking your hand in the toilet and pulling it out?

Think this one through-- if you don't pull it out, you are going to just flush that amount down the toilet.

How much is personal sanitation worth to you? For Lola -- to be honest -- I would do it for $20. For Millertime, it would be any amount as he is a poor little monkey with no shame.

**Also, we are assuming you have a small plastic bag to put it in until it dries out or you are somewhere you can spend the money immediately, like a bar**

2006-01-26T10:42:00.000-05:00

Christina is still so hot even after she gets married. These are new pics of her. What a fuckin' pimp. We love her. SO HOT!

Thanks to the Christina Aguilera Blog link I have on the page for the pics.

2006-01-25T10:51:00.000-05:00

Quote(s) of the Day!

Both of these are from the Will and Grace episode "The Last Ex to Brooklyn" where Mira Sorvino plays Leo's (Grace's Husband) ex-girlfriend.

DIANE: Well, you did good, Leo. Man, she's pretty. I hope you don't mind me judging you solely on the basis of your looks.
GRACE: Oh, please, how else would you judge someone?

Oh Grace! Haha. We love judging people solely on the basis of their looks!!

Also,

DIANE: By the way, I know it seems like I need to drink in order to have sex. I don't, it just makes it better.

Yes, Alcohol makes sex SO much easier. Millertime should know.

2006-01-25T10:46:00.000-05:00

John Driscoll. Official Hottie!

Ok, so we have 11 flat screen TVs in Millertime's office, and Millertime was in the breakroom passing one of them and Martha Stewart was on. Millertime normally would not care about that crazy ex-con, but he was stopped in his tracks when he saw her guest. He is such a hottie. He is now on Guiding Light and is trained in opera. John went to school outside of DC, where Millertime went to school. Millertime's middle name is Keone, which is Hawaiian for John. Coincidence? I think not. Soulmates? I think so ...

2006-01-20T10:47:00.000-05:00

Thirsty

Where the hell is Millertime's drink Bartender Man. Get this man a drink.

2006-01-20T10:43:00.000-05:00

Movie Star or Rodent?

This is actually a decent picture of her. However, is it just me, or does Penelope Cruz look like a drowned rat? How she became famous is beyond me. Now she is doing L'oreal commercials. I cant understand her with her thick, thick accent. Go back to the back alley way where you belong.

2006-01-16T23:12:00.000-05:00

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN WINS BIG!

Congratulations Brokeback Mountain!!! Millertime and Lola being the gays that they are, (Millertime being a real homo, and Lola being a homo trapped in a woman's body), are proud to see such a great groundbreaking film win at the Golden Globes. Brokeback took home 4 awards for Best Picture Drama, Best Director Ang Lee, Best Screenplay, and Best Song! See this movie. It is brilliantly made and just a gorgeous work of cinematic art. Academy Awards, here comes Brokeback ...

2006-01-16T23:08:00.000-05:00

Best Actress Drama!Congratulations to Felicity Huffman who won Best Actress in a Drama at the 2006 Golden Globe Awards! Most of you know her from Desperate Housewives where she plays Lynette. Felicity wins for Transamerica where she plays a man who is living life as a woman. In her speech she says "I would like to salute the men and women who brave ostracism, alienation, and a life lived on the margins to become who they truly are". Congratulations Felicity!!

2006-01-12T22:03:00.000-05:00

True Love....

Lola & Millertime 4-Ever

2006-01-12T21:46:00.000-05:00

THE MIGHTY V!!!!

Word on the street (the street being the corner that "7.81" works) is CIARA IS A VIRGIN!!! She and Lil Bow Wow have not passed third base! Poor Bow wow-- he must have the bluest balls EVER. Ciara is such a sexy bi-atch, even if she is a virgin.

2006-01-12T21:20:00.000-05:00

Celebrity Marriage??

With all of the failed and short-lived celebrity marriages these days, we are forced to ask ourselves-- Should celebrities even bother getting married anymore?

I have come to a conclusion. Two A-list celebrities should not get married-- while it's great for publicity, the relationship always fails (i.e. Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Anniston & Brad Pitt, Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake).

However, an A-list celeb and a B or C-list celeb relationship has a chance OR two B listers, two C listers-- you get the point (i.e. Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson, Julia Roberts & Danny Moder, John Travolta & Kelly Preston.)

Notice how the A-list relationships that are successful are not married (i.e. Beyonce & Jay-Z, Justin & Cameron, Goldie & Kurt)

Thoughts, feelings, concerns....

2006-01-12T14:27:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton's Fragrance for Men

Smells really good. Do NOT tell anyone that Millertime likes it and kind of wants to purchase this. But, I mean, it is really good.

This is in extremely small because it is REALLY embarrassing. Thank you

2006-01-10T20:13:00.000-05:00

WOULD YOU RATHER...???

Drive an Aerostar minivan or a 1993 Grand Marquis??

**These cars are totally random selections. Millertime and Lola did not used to drive either one of these.**

2006-01-10T11:14:00.000-05:00

Whatever Happened To ...

Mandy Moore? She is so hot. Lola and Millertime want to rail her really bad. We loved her with tennis hottie Andy Roddick. We have not seen her in a while and we are sad. She had a part on HBO's 'Entourage' but we crave more of her. Can you please come out of seclusion Mandy so we can see more of you and your hot face? Thanks.

2006-01-10T11:12:00.000-05:00

Are we noticing a trend?

Millertime cannot just be satisfied with 1 drink at a time. No, 2 or 3 drinks is a must. Crazy Millertimeand Crazy Sue.

2006-01-08T22:16:00.000-05:00

Lindsay BLOWhan'Nuff Said.

2006-01-08T22:09:00.000-05:00

Millertime's Desperate Houseboy Ryan CarnesMillertime was so over Desperate Housewives, and in all fairness, still kind of is. What did Lola descrbe it as today? "It's [DH] getting so silly". Well, during a Family Guy commercial, Millertime flipped to DH, and saw Ryan Carnes making out with Bree's son. Maybe Millertime should start watching again. Apparently this hunk is on General Hospital, and was born on the same day as Millertime's sister. Coincidence? I think its fate.

2006-01-08T16:21:00.000-05:00

Happy Birthday Millertime!!

No worries, Millertime did not go thirsty on his b-day. He walked up to everyone at the bar and ordered people to buy him shots. Clever little monkey! He had about a million shots, endured mild POA, and went safely home. Thank you to everyone who supported his alcoholism on this special day. Please keep in mind that the birthday season continues 15 days after his birthday. For those of you who missed the opportunity to buy him a shot, I think he will allow you to make it up to him in the next 15 days.

2006-01-08T16:08:00.000-05:00

Millertime and Lola. Normal.

2006-01-06T09:54:00.000-05:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILLERTIME!!!!! Millertime has no drink. And its his BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! Since Lola is a SLACKER, Millertime has to wish himself a happy birthday on the blog. Just throwing out there that Millertime made a HUGE deal about Lola on the blog when it was her birthday. Ha. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILLERTIME!!! You get better looking every day. And everyone who reads this better leave a comment or ELSE. Also, buy Millertime a vodka tonic. Thank you.

2006-01-04T18:32:00.000-05:00

Some Fine Lookin' Bitches

Emilie finally got her act in gear and sent us the pics from her birthday. Millertime and Lola love this girl. She is from New Orleans and went to school with Millertime in DC. Millertime thought she was a compete bitch. but then they talked the last day of class, helped each other cheat on their take home paper, and finally pass their Revolutionary America class. Emilie has hosted Millertime at Mardi Gras, and Millertime and Lola at Jazzfest '05, in her amazing New Orleans dream home. Emilie likes to get drunk and that is why we love her. Wow, that was in.tense.

2006-01-04T14:02:00.000-05:00

Quote of the Day

"I'm kind of pretty, and pretty damn smart

I like romantic things like music and art.

And as you know I have a gigantic heart,

so why, don't I have a boyfriend?

FUCK! It sucks to be me ..."

-Kate Monster, Avenue Q

Haha. This is for Millertime since Lola is attached. Just love Avenue Q and never gave it props on this site. Yes, we love musicals. Deal with it.

2006-01-02T19:30:00.000-05:00

Thought of the Day:

WHO IS THE BOSS??

So, clearly Tony Danza is supposed to be the boss. He is in charge of the kids and the star of the show, therefore, the boss. However, Angela hired Tony Danza and can fire him whenever she wants, so technically she is the boss. Or is she?--because Mona is the boss of Angela because she is her mom.

Ahhh yes... the complexities of syndicated sitcoms.

2006-01-02T19:22:00.000-05:00

Quote of the night:

"...it's like a hotdog, the less I know--the better."-- Blondie Lee

2006-01-02T19:15:00.000-05:00

Charles before...

Charles after...

**Please note: Millertime is definitely wearing makeup in the first photo

2006-01-02T14:44:00.000-05:00

Alex Before...

Alex after...

2006-01-02T14:31:00.000-05:00

Sober Pics from NEW YEAR's...

"No alkie= Boring."

"WOW. We should fill this cup with booze."

"Let's remember this how cute we looked when this night started..."

2005-12-30T15:36:00.000-05:00

So here is a little story about Millertime. Last night, at the bar, he told everyone that it was his birthday so everyone would buy him free shots. Well, that was a great plan. 20 shots later, he was compeletely hammered. Anyway, Millertime likes to run when he is drunk. That is a big mistake (ie the incident when he ran into a parked car). Anyway, last night he ran and then fell down and broke his head. Apparently it was bleeding and now there is a giant bump on his head. It hurts very bad. Don't drink alcohol kids or you will end up with a broken head like your uncle Millertime. The End.

2005-12-29T17:34:00.000-05:00

**WARNING: THIS BLOG IS ABOUT TO TAKE-OFF!**

This is a big day for a Fruit and his Fly. Lola got a digital camera. No more mooching off of our friends. Every re-donk-ulous moment of our lives can now be captured and recorded. Above is the first picture ever taken from Lola's new camera.

Hold on to your seats kids...

2005-12-29T17:21:00.000-05:00

Last Minute New Year's Drunkfest 2006

The long awaited post is here. I know everyone is dying to know where Lola and Millertime can be seen on one of the wasted-est holidays of the year. What will they drink? What will they wear? What musicals will they sing in a room alone while everyone else is partying? I mean-- what?! AWK-- they don't do that!...often.

ANYWAY-- the wait is over. Their plans have at last been solidified.

Lola and Millertime can be seen at Lola & Emdawg's Last Minute New Year's Drunkfest 2006 which will be held at their apt. Lola and Millertime will not be the only A-list celebs to attend. Oh no, there will be many, many more... Christina will be there of course, JT might stop by and word on the street is the cingular triplets will be making an appearance.

Well, what I am trying to say is-- please come to our party so we don't have to drink all of the alcohol by ourselves. Thank you and goodnight.

2005-12-28T18:59:00.000-05:00

Quote of the Day:

"Hey. What's this line for? Is it something free? Food? Eh, what the hell. If there's a line, it must be something good."
-Grace Adler, Will & Grace

Much like Lola will eat anything, so will Grace Adler. That is why the two are pretty much the same person. A fruit fly who eats anything in site and wants desperately to be a gay.

2005-12-27T22:14:00.000-05:00

"i have no idea why i have a huge gay following?? i think it's awesome though, they're the greatest fans to have at a show, they sing along to everything and are always into the show, i love it!"
- Kelly Clarkson -

yes, Millertime and Lola love us some Kelly. Millertime, being the fruit that he is, and Lola, being the black gay man trapped in a woman's body that she is, loves to sing Kelly as well. Get you some Grammy Gold girlfriend.

2005-12-21T22:03:00.000-05:00

Who would you rather have sex with?

Ariel from The Little Mermaid, or Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Lola says Ariel because she would want to pull her long red hair as they are getting it on. Millertime chooses Belle for her classic good looks. This is a tough, tough decision as both are quite hot. Lola actually said she would like to have them both in a 3some, but since you have to choose one, she went with Ariel.

2005-12-21T11:29:00.000-05:00

MARRIED!!

Congratulations to Elton John and his now husband David Furnish. They are now legally wed in Great Britain! God, how much cooler is Britain than this Jesus-land we call America. Maybe Millertime will move to Britain so he can wrangle himself a hot British husband. Elton has a condo here in Atlanta. We cannot wait until he has a wedding party here to celebrate. We wonder when our invitation will arrive. It was tragic we could not afford to fly to the wedding today in Britain. Oh well. He understands we are busy. Well, Congrats you crazy guys!

2005-12-21T11:24:00.000-05:00

GWEN and GAVIN are Preggers!!!

Hollaback! Gwen Stefani is pregnant! How exciting. Lola and Millertime love Gwen! Lola once went to a Gwen Stefani (No Doubt) concert when she was 15 in some random warehouse in Norcross, GA before they became huge. Talk about dedicated fan! Anyway, Gavin is British and Gwen is American, just like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Now lets just hope that they have more sense than to name their baby something like Apple. God, that would be terrible. Anyway, Congrats!

2005-12-18T02:58:00.000-05:00

HAPPY 25th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Are you kidding? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is 25. We love you baby girl!!!!

2005-12-15T18:11:00.000-05:00

Lola's Opinion...

Millertime, while I respect your opinion about Carrie, you know I must beg to differ. Similarly, I know you will respect, but disagree with the following:

Kirsten Dunst is a bia-tch tool-bait. I can't stand when she plays the object of affection for an attractive guy-- i.e. Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, the guy from Crazy/Beautiful, etc-- because she is not SEXY! Am I taking crazy pills??? She is annoying and I get a big conceided vibe from her. Usually I am a huge fan of cocky people, but she doesn't wear it well.

Also, I didn't like her in Dick or in Bring it On (although I think Dick is hilarious) because she was trying to capture the complex and complicated character of Romy and Michele, but in my opinion she failed. There is only one Romy and Michele Damnit! (well, two- one Romy and one Michele. aka Millertime and Lola)

**Disclaimer: Although I am not a fan and I don't think I would let her be my friend in real-life, she is a talented actress.***

2005-12-15T15:23:00.000-05:00

Golden Globe Awards

Ok. Are we the only people who think that it is RIDICULOUS that Desperate Housewives keeps entering itself into awards shows as a "Comedy"? Are you serious here? The show is witty, yes, but it does not qualify as a comedy. The only reason that they keep doing this is so they can win awards in a category that has been lacking lately. Desperate Housewives would have no chance of winning Dramatic Acting and Series awards if they were categorized there. The show is on a downhill slide. The only thing that redeems ABC on Sunday night is Grey's Anatomy. Good riddance Desperate Housewives. Welcome into our heart's Grey's Anatomy.

2005-12-13T21:54:00.000-05:00

Ok. So I know that Lola will be upset with me writing this, but it is something that I have to get off my chest. After watching reruns of Sex and the City, I just want to kill myself. Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker) is the most annoying character to ever be on TV. Maybe even worse than Urkel. I mean, she is such a whiny, stupid woman. I mean, I am not some relationship expert (as I am quite single), however, if she is the typical woman, I am glad I am a huge Fruit. I could not deal with that. Now I understand how men feel all the time. Sheesh! I am glad Aidan got out of there before he got too mangled in the crazy, pouty web that is Carrie Bradshaw.
***the views expressed here represent Millertimes feelings only. Lola does not express these same feelings***

2005-12-13T16:16:00.000-05:00

Quote of the Day:

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

2005-12-13T12:53:00.000-05:00

Diamonds are a girl's best friend! Here is the greatest singer in the world, and recently married we may add, Goddess Christina Aguilera, attending Stephen Webster's 'Femme Fatale' Diamond Collection Launch. She is looking stellar as ever. DYING for her new album to hit stores in the Spring. Give us what we want Xtina!!!

*thanks to Chris for the story and pictures. You can view his blog "Christina Aguilera Blog" on the favorites part of our page.

2005-12-13T12:46:00.000-05:00

SEC CHAMPS!

This is LONG overdue. But congratulations to our beloved GEORGIA DAWGS who won the SEC with a 34-14 win over LSU on December 3rd. Georgia was not even predicted to win the Eastern Division, and not only did they do that, they won the SEC Entirely. Way to go Richt --- you've earned another 10 win season! Your 4th in a row! Now just beat the West Virginia Mountaineers in the Sugar Bowl (which is in Atlanta this year holler) and we can celebrate an 11-2 season. GOOO DAWGS! SIC 'EM! WOOOOOF!

2005-12-11T23:07:00.000-05:00

HE LOVES MEREDITH!

thoughts, feelings, concerns ... ?

2005-12-11T22:16:00.000-05:00

America's Next Top Model: NICOLE!

Congratulations to Nicole for winning season 5 of America's Next Top Model. Millertime and Lola had predicted that Nicole and Nik would battle it out for the crown from week 1, and as usual, we were right. We just want to congratulate Nicole for having the immese talent of being gorgeous. We know how it is to have such a talent. You rock our faces off.

2005-12-10T17:57:00.000-05:00

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

" Um, look, Leo, I know you're new here, and, um, we don't want you to think we're really cliquey and don't let anyone in our little group, but, um, well, we're really cliquey and we don't want anyone in our little group."--Jack McFarland, Will and Grace

2005-12-10T17:44:00.000-05:00

WOULD YOU RATHER....

Be Britney and K-fed's child or Enrique Iglesias's mole??
I know this one isn't really hard, but I would still like some feedback.

...the mole. Duh.

2005-12-06T14:14:00.000-05:00

BACK FROM BLOGGING HIATUS, and with

PICTURES FROM WASHINGTON, DC!!!

Ok, so, we know that we have been on hiatus for a while. However, with Lola leaving for a new job, we do not sit next to each other anymore, and it is all very tragic. It saddens us that we are apart from each other. Lola has moved on to bigger and better things though, and we are proud of her. Anyway, on to the good stuff. Before Lola left, we went to Washington, DC to visit where Millertime went to college!! Enjoy the pics of Millertime, Lola and Millertime's crazy college crew!! Leave a comment welcoming us back!

Who knows what we are doing here. Clearly up to nothing sober!

Perhaps I am paying Anna to be my friend. Or maybe she is just up to her old prostitution habits once again, and I wanted a piece of that!! (probably the latter)

Mojo and Millertime. Can you believe it? Millertime is actually making out with a girl!! How lucky is Mojo to have those lips on hers? VERY!

Mojo, Millertime and Bridget just after shots of jager. Get this party started!

Brianne and Millertime pre-jager shots. This however, was after the 2 margaritas, 4 vodka pineapples, and 10 jello shots. Millertime looks rather poised I should think!

Charles, Millertime, Lola, Anna and Bridget at the end of the night! Brought Lola and Charles to one of my favorites bars in DC, the Irish Times!!!

Clearly having a great time ... eventhough we are all leaving the bar!! Charles, Millertime, Lola, Bridget and Dinkel!

Good times had by all in DC!! Millertime misses that place dearly!! He cannot wait to go back and hang out again!!

2005-11-25T17:16:00.000-05:00

THE POPE WEARS PRADA?!

How many religious icons do you know who
wear high fashion brands?? I mean really?!
AND they are bright red--what a statement!
I don't know what most people make of this,
but I am just going to say that it means that
Catholics are trendy! Yay! We win.

2005-11-25T17:04:00.000-05:00

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"She is WASP, liquor is like oxygen to WASPS"--Christina, Grey's Anatomy

2005-11-23T10:31:00.000-05:00

HITCHED!

Congratulations to our Goddess Christina Aguilera for getting married this past weekend in Napa Valley, CA! Sorry we couldn't make it, but we had made other commitments! I hope you got the present we sent!! Again, congrats and sorry we missed it! Thanks for thinking of us on your special day!

2005-11-16T12:51:00.000-05:00

More Tailgating

Rack Girl and Lola enjoying a nice pic. And what a rack she has. See below as Dild' and Millertime take in a hearty mouthful!!

2005-11-16T12:50:00.000-05:00

Tailgating Hotties

Tailgating this past weekend in Athens. What a fun, hot, drunk group we have assembled, eh? From left to right, top to bottom:

Drunkie, Lola, T-Bone, Millertime, Dild'

Jamestown and SoBe.

Lola does not remember much, SoBe's fiance had an altercation, Jamestown cried numerous times and Drunkie was pelted in the head with popcorn. Quite a weekend!!

2005-11-15T16:32:00.000-05:00

?*?*? QUESTION ?*?*?*

If you could have a gorgeous face and a perfect (insert body part here) and have the rest of yourself be average or below average-- what body part would you choose?! What body part would you choose for your significant other??

Millertime-- "Great pecs. Nobody likes man boobs. My fat stomach will look ok if I have great pecs"

Lola-- "My initial answer would be rack-- but than I think for fashion purposes abs would be nice. Umm.... I guess I will stick with rack."

2005-11-11T16:25:00.000-05:00

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"I'm not drunk! I just have speech impediment... [vomits]...and a stomach virus... [falls off bar stool]... and an inner ear infection." --Brian Griffin, Family Guy

2005-11-11T10:09:00.000-05:00

Here is an example of a HOT group of friends:

**Try not to be jealous, although the feeling is normal. Also, do not hate on the ridiculous number of empty glasses. Oh-- and if you hear anything about Lola eating both her meal and the meal of the 6'4 boy with glasses, its not true. Ok it's true, but don't judge her-- she is an "eater."

2005-11-09T16:49:00.000-05:00

Is the Queen a Big Lez??

Millertime and Lola's source says that yes, she is a big huge lez. A source of theirs had lunch with Jamie Foxx's people and they said that the Queen is dating none other than boxer Laila Ali. If this is true, this is huge news! Go get you some girl on girl action Queen. We love you either way. Holler. Thoughts???

2005-11-09T16:22:00.000-05:00

Quote of the Day

Staying with musicals, here is our quote of the day:

"Whenever I see someone

Less fortunate than I

(And let's face it - who isn'tLess fortunate than I?)

My tender heart tends to start to bleed

And when someone needs a makeover

I simply have to take over

I know I know exactly what they need"

-Glinda, Wicked

Lola and Millertime feel the same way. If you are heinous, please either do something about it, or let us help you out. If you want any chance of being in our little clique you have to be attractive. Don't force society to have to look at you. That's just wrong. Does this come across harsh? Perhaps. But hopefully its a wake up call to the 90% of society who is not attractive at all. Thank you.

2005-11-09T15:58:00.000-05:00

Millertime and Lola: Professional Singers?

So, like, yea. Millertime and Lola sometimes (well, every waking second) like to sing showtunes at the top of their lungs. And you know what? They're good. If you want to hear them, you can pay them $3 each per song and they will perform for you. They play barmitzvah's and weddings. Or you could just be next to them in traffic and be lucky enough to hear them belting full blast like a couple of cops today on Spring Street. Good times. They sing "As Long as Your Mine" from Wicked and "Another Day" from RENT particularly splendidly. Ask them. They might perform for you if you are lucky. Thoughts, feelings, concerns???

2005-11-09T09:27:00.000-05:00

3 Days Until ...

Lola's Birthday. You better get her a present.

And if you don't. at least get Millertime one.

2005-11-08T14:11:00.000-05:00

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HUMP??

I struggle with this one constantly...Ross or Chandler??

Millertime-- "Chandler is funnier. I would hump him. Ross is too awkward-- there can only be one awkward person in the sack and that's me."

Lola-- "Chandler openly talks about how he sucks in bed and he strikes me as a one-pump-chump. Ross, although goofy as shit, seems passionate and slightly more experienced-- considering he has been married 3 times."

You gotta pick one...

2005-11-08T14:06:00.000-05:00

Quote of the Day

"Is it possible that I am not as attractive as I think I am?", Elaine Benes, Seinfeld

2005-11-08T11:34:00.000-05:00

CELEBRITY SITING!!!

For all 2 of our fans, here is where you can find us this week:

Wed-- Thrasher's Game
Thur-- LOLA'S B-DAY DINNER @ PANCHO's
Fri-- TBA
Sat-- In the A.T.H. for the UGA/AU Game **fyi...this game is always played on this weekend in honor of goddess Lola who went to both schools. It seems like an extravagant way to pay tribute to a celebrity-- but I am grateful.

Ok, but seriously, LOLA'S BIRTHDAY is Saturday and she expects to be showered with gifts and attention. This is a great opportunity for those of you who are really not cool enough to hang out with us to show us your stuff by demonstrating your undying affection towards us.

2005-11-07T15:53:00.000-05:00

Quote of the Day

This quote comes from one of our very favorite queers, Jack McFarland from Will & Grace, as he talks to Grace's soon to be husband Leo.

Love it, Live it, Own it.

Jack: "Um, look, Leo. I know you're new here. And, um, we don't want you to think we're really cliquey and don't let anyone in our little group. But, um, well... we're really cliquey and we don't let anyone in our little group."

Like the clique on Will & Grace, Lola and Millertime's group is very cliquey and only people who maintain a constant level of attractiveness and coolness are allowed to even apply. If you think you have what it takes, leave a comment and we will let you know.

2005-11-07T15:19:00.000-05:00

Blog on Hiatus

Adoring Fans:

We know that, for most of you, the blog is your whole life. Trust us, we know. We realize that the blog has been a little slow lately, however, we just wanted to give a heads up to all our fans that Millertime and Lola will be out of town in Washington DC Nov 17-21. We know that this will be a long time to go without updates from our blog. Do not worry. We will return with tales of drunken fun and POA's galore. Please send us any donations before we leave on the 17th so as to make sure we have an extremely good, and drunk, time. Thank you.

2005-11-07T11:32:00.000-05:00

Izzie from Grey's Anatomy!

Ok so we are so glad that Alex finally got up the balls to kiss Izzie on Grey's Anatomy last night. However, that is not what this post is about. Lola and I were talking and we both think we would change our preferences and bang this hottie. Her real name is Katherine Heigl. Look her up on google guys and lesbos because there are some pretty racy pictures that come up that will turn you on. They did for us. Hot.

2005-11-03T14:18:00.000-05:00

WOULD YOU RATHER...??

be a girl but look more like a boy OR be a boy but look more like a girl. Either way, when people look at you and talk to you, your sex cannot be determined. Oh and ps. You are straight.

What's it gonna be kids...?

2005-11-01T14:13:00.000-05:00

Halloween!

Before going to Spiralween this past Saturday, I had to attend a "meet and greet" so some of our biggest fans could get autographs, take pictures with us, ya know-- stuff like that. Anyway one of our fans sent us this pic-- It's Dild', Lola (me), Melpax and Sobe aka so-addicted to this blog-be. Where is Millertime you ask??

Well... he never made it to Spiralween. He had a POA (period of amnesia--totally different from blacking out) attack and ended up jumping out of the cab and wandering around the streets of Atlanta dressed up as "God's Gift to Men" by himself. In other words, it was just a typical night out on the town for Millertime.

I, however, did make it to Spiralween and I got on stage with band and yelled explitives in the microphone in an attempt to get the crowd to do a choreographed dance. Word on the street is I even tried crowd-surfing. Who knew?

Send us pics. Share your stories--

2005-10-28T08:44:00.000-05:00

Quote of the Day:

"For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says "shit" a lot. You know?"--Michele Weinberger, Romy & Michele's High School Reunion 1997

2005-10-28T08:24:00.000-05:00

WILD @ WETBAR

Last night we got hit on so hardcore by the HOTTEST boy & girl in the bar!! We went to WetBar and we were just dancing-- ya know-- lookin good, puttin out the vibe and we look over and this guy and this girl are dancing across from us staring at us. Everywhere we went they followed-- I mean clearly hot people are drawn to each other, so it wasn't a huge shocker-- but still-- it's nice to be adored. Anyway, we kept making eye contact and I mean, I don't usually swing that way but she was hot, so I thought-- well one dance won't kill me. So, Millertime and I both start dancing with them and it was H.O.T. Long story short, we danced the night away and Millertime madeout with his guy!! Wild Thursday man....

Here is the best part! We got a PIC of the them!!

Check it out:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4755/1660/1600/New%20Picture1.jpg

***yes, the hotties were actually our own reflections in the mirror--AWK***

ps. This is an actual true story. Millertime really did makeout with himself in the mirror at a bar. People were staring and we were seriously hitting on ourselves. And scene.

2005-10-27T11:59:00.000-05:00

ATLANTIC STATION

Our New Favorite Happy Hour Hub

Atlantic Station opened earlier this week and it is unreal!! First of all the layout is gorgeous. Second it has all of our favorite stores-- Express (men & women), Guess, Banana, Ann Taylor Loft, White House/Black Market, etc AND it has several new fabulous restaurants-- You will have to see it for yourself-- now I am going to cut to the chase...

We went to Copeland's Cheesecake Bistro and indulged in the BIGGEST cocktail ever. You can get hurricanes, margaritas and other naughty drinks in a giant glass for (drum roll please...) only $10.99!!

It's the perfect place to kick-off a wild night!! (**or in our case, it was the perfect place to get hammered before going to see a chick flick. I mean... what?!)

PS. This week, the movie theatre there is giving away FREE popcorn and drink when you purchase a movie ticket.

2005-10-27T09:13:00.000-05:00

THE REAL WORLD DETROIT???

I know MTV is trying to cut-back spending but COME ON-- Detroit?! People who watch American TV from other parts of the world are going to think America is an armpit! Hel-lo!? What about the ATL--home of the "So So Def" billboard (you ATLiens know what I am talkin about) or Washington DC?!?! Not like I care because Real World sucks now anyway-- but seriously how low can you go??