What is Going on Here?!?!

Clearly Millertime is a HUGE homo as he is being molested by two hot women. Lola and Kara are all up on his piece, and yet, he looks scared and frightened. Most guys would kill to be in Millertime's situation, however, Millertime was afraid.

PS - Is Kara's hand on Millertime's crotch?

Well, that's kind of hot ...

If Jesus Says So ...

As seen at the First Baptist Chuch. They heard a calling from Jesus, and he told them to write this on a sign in front of their church. Like good, crazy-ass Baptists, they did as told. Millertime and Lola cannot believe that Jesus felt that way. It's about time he told everyone how to feel.

Thanks Jesus! You the man!

AMERICA's NEXT TOP MODEL SEASON 6!

The wait is over. Top Model is back for a 6th season! It is very exciting. Last night the girls had to "go bald" for a photo shoot. This was actually really cool as you got to see how the girls looked without any hair. It really gave you a good idea how pretty they were or were not. The above is Kathy. She lost. The only reason she is on this site is because she had a funny quote. It is our QUOTE OF THE DAY!

Kathy: "I look like a penis with ears".

And there you have it ladies and gentleman. Good one eh. Millertime and Lola would be scared though if the next penis they saw came equipped with eyes, a nose and mouth. Eek!

Congratulations Chloe!

For those of you who don't watch Project Runway --- you are a fool. The show concluded last night and the winner was ... Chloe! Although Millertime actually liked her fashion show the least, MIllertime liked her overall as a designer and thought that she deserved to win. Sad for runner up Daniel Vosovic. I thought his collection was gorgeous. Oh well. Millertime cannot wait for season 3!

A CLOSER LOOK...

... at your two favorite alkies. We're bold, we're beautiful and we're better than you. We're a Fruit and His Fly. All we need is our own fragrance. And talent. And some fans. BLAST!

WOULD YOU RATHER...???

...Be trapped in your apartment with 10 hungry rats or 10 screaming small children? Factors to consider: Rats have diseases. Children have diseases. Rats bite. Children bite. Rats are messy. Children are messy. BUT--rats can feed themselves, they don't make noise, they don't crap and piss everywhere and they don't annoy the ever loving shit out of you.

As you can see I am torn.

Thoughts, feelings, concerns...

BOTTOMLESS SANGRIA?!

#1 Song the Day We Were Born

What was the #1 song in the US the day you were born? Well, Millertime's was "Physical" by Olivia Newton-John, which is a little ironic as Millertime does not really like to be touched. Lola's was "Up Where We Belong" by Joe Cocker, which the movie Moulin Rouge took and put in their movie. What is yours? Click this link and let us know. Holler.

https://home.comcast.net/~josh.hosler/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm

Quote of the Day

Karen Walker: "I don't know what you people do in Costa-Guata-Mexi-Rico... But here in America, we don't eat birds."

Rosario: "Yeah, but you drink a lot of Wild Turkey"

Olympic Gold for Sasha?

Olympic darling Sasah Cohen proved Thursday night that she just might be the world's best skater. After the short program, Sasha is in 1st place over Irena Slutskya of Russia by 3 one hundreths of a point. SO close! Eek! Super queer. Millertime, umm, uh, er, did not actually watch this, um, because that would be really gay.